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MU mustache march contest
1 day to go guys and gals! Winner of the best in show will win a Free Mojave underground T shirt . Other categories for fun are as posted with the rules. Everybody has to start out clean shaven tomorrow, so get ready.
rules- borrowed from mustachemarch.com
1. All registered participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st
2. Facial hair of any variety is allowed until March 15th, after which point only a mustache is allowed. A mustache is defined as an island of hair that is at least 1cm (root to root) from the nearest body of facial hair. A mustache is an island. Get it? No isthmuses or peninsulas allowed.
3. Registered participants who shave off their mustache prior to judging, or those who refuse to obey to the "island" rule after March 15th are disqualified. Disqualification includes humiliation to being whipped by the women in your life.
4. Participants will be subjected to a minimum of 2 photographs (before and after) during the course of Mustache March for documentation/humiliation purposes. Additional photography will be solicited. It is highly recommended that you comply to this solicitation for humiliation purposes.
award categories
Remember, everyone is a winner in Mustache March. Some people are just more follicularly-gifted than others. We're judging mustaches here folks, not individuals. With that said, here are the award categories.
Best of Show
The name basically sums it up. This award is reserved for the most spectacular specimen produced over the course of the month. This is utterly subjective to the judge's personal opinion, no matter how revealing that may be.
Most Disturbing
When you look at this mustache, goosebumps will appear in places you didn't know you had follicles. If you saw a layman on the street with this mustache, you'd warn other peoples children about this man.
Most Fitting
Sometimes the stars align and a man becomes something... more, with a mustache. This award is given to the mustache that makes a man greater than the sum of his otherwise wholly inadequate parts.
Dirtlip Award
The little follicles that couldn't. The recipient of this award can only take solace in the fact that this is all for charity.
Voting on the winner will be selected by pole at the end.
1 day to go guys and gals! Winner of the best in show will win a Free Mojave underground T shirt . Other categories for fun are as posted with the rules. Everybody has to start out clean shaven tomorrow, so get ready.
rules- borrowed from mustachemarch.com
1. All registered participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st
2. Facial hair of any variety is allowed until March 15th, after which point only a mustache is allowed. A mustache is defined as an island of hair that is at least 1cm (root to root) from the nearest body of facial hair. A mustache is an island. Get it? No isthmuses or peninsulas allowed.
3. Registered participants who shave off their mustache prior to judging, or those who refuse to obey to the "island" rule after March 15th are disqualified. Disqualification includes humiliation to being whipped by the women in your life.
4. Participants will be subjected to a minimum of 2 photographs (before and after) during the course of Mustache March for documentation/humiliation purposes. Additional photography will be solicited. It is highly recommended that you comply to this solicitation for humiliation purposes.
award categories
Remember, everyone is a winner in Mustache March. Some people are just more follicularly-gifted than others. We're judging mustaches here folks, not individuals. With that said, here are the award categories.
Best of Show
The name basically sums it up. This award is reserved for the most spectacular specimen produced over the course of the month. This is utterly subjective to the judge's personal opinion, no matter how revealing that may be.
Most Disturbing
When you look at this mustache, goosebumps will appear in places you didn't know you had follicles. If you saw a layman on the street with this mustache, you'd warn other peoples children about this man.
Most Fitting
Sometimes the stars align and a man becomes something... more, with a mustache. This award is given to the mustache that makes a man greater than the sum of his otherwise wholly inadequate parts.
Dirtlip Award
The little follicles that couldn't. The recipient of this award can only take solace in the fact that this is all for charity.
Voting on the winner will be selected by pole at the end.
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